Author Topic: FUNNY SMS  (Read 92181 times)

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #375 on: December 27, 2011, 11:52:27 PM »
Sunglasses:
 Allowing You To Stare At
 People Without Getting
 Caught.
 It's Like Facebook In Real Life.
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #376 on: December 27, 2011, 11:54:31 PM »
Why Government do NOT
 allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
 you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
 for the same Mistake.
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #377 on: December 27, 2011, 11:54:51 PM »
When the sun has set, and day is done
 I'll break this chain, but only one.
 By the end of Ramadan,
 It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #378 on: December 27, 2011, 11:55:11 PM »
U fasted,u prayed,
 U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
 So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
 Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
 Happy Eid mubarak
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #379 on: December 27, 2011, 11:55:32 PM »
Lady On Fone
 Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
 U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
 R U Riya
 No

Anu?
 No

Pari?
 No

Jasi?
 No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
 Of Ur Son.
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #380 on: December 27, 2011, 11:55:52 PM »
Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
 We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
 if she returns, don't sleep with her!

                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #381 on: December 27, 2011, 11:56:12 PM »
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
 SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
 PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
 EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
 MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
 SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
 CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
 VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
 STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
 PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
 HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
 TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #382 on: December 27, 2011, 11:56:57 PM »
girl: hi baby! :)
 boy: hi my lovely..
 (sending failed)

girl: are u there??
 boy: yes ! yes i am here!
 (sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
 boy: honey im not.... im here..
 (sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
 boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
 .
 .
 (message sent) :P :D
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #383 on: December 27, 2011, 11:57:18 PM »
‎Girls are like apples on trees.
 The best ones are at the top of the tree.
 The boys don't want to reach
 for the good ones because they
 r afraid of falling and getting hurt.
 Instead, they get the rotten apples
 from the ground that aren't as good,
 but easy. So the apples up top think
 something wrong with them when in
 reality they're amazing. They just
 have to wait for the right boy to
 come along, the one who's
 brave enough to climb all
 the way to the top of the tree
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #384 on: December 27, 2011, 11:57:44 PM »
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
 For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
 And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
 But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #385 on: December 27, 2011, 11:58:11 PM »
What is the perfect example
 of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #386 on: December 27, 2011, 11:58:34 PM »
Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
 When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
 When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
 When they Copy they Quote

When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
 When they don't do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
 When They are joke, They r Witty :P
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #387 on: December 27, 2011, 11:58:54 PM »
A Big Pond Full of Water
 can be Emptied by a Small Hole

Similarly A Little Doubt / Disrespect / Ego / Anger
 can Burn up Strong Relationship
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #388 on: December 27, 2011, 11:59:32 PM »
Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:(
 Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:(
 Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:(
 Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind You Of Someone
 No Matter How Short Life Is

Live It With Your Beloved Ones
 Share Every Second
 Love N Be Loved !!!
 May Ur Real Friends and Loved one Be With U Ever
 Take Care!


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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #389 on: December 28, 2011, 09:23:58 PM »
Someday you may lose your hair.
 you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
 But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
 because you cant lose what you don't have!