Author Topic: FUNNY SMS  (Read 90605 times)

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #345 on: December 27, 2011, 11:39:49 PM »
On this auspicious
 Festival of lights
 May the glow of joys
 Prosperity and happiness
 Alluminate your days
 In the year ahead
 HAPPY DIWALI.
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #346 on: December 27, 2011, 11:40:36 PM »
Light a lamp of love!
 Blast a chain of sorrow!
 Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
 Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
 Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #347 on: December 27, 2011, 11:41:00 PM »
Let's overcome the darkness and celebrate the victory of the good over the evil
 with the light of our Diyas, with good faith, our prayers to Lakshmi and Ganesh,
 our offerings to Gods and Goddesses, with the joyful happiness and warmth of our hearts,
 our families and beloved ones.
 Remember that Diwali is what we make it!
 So let's make Diwali 2011 an unforgettable one!
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #348 on: December 27, 2011, 11:41:23 PM »





This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds‚¦.

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*‚*‚*‚*‚*‚*‚
 *‚*‚HAPPY‚*‚*
 “*‚DIPAWALI‚*‚
 ‚¦.*‚*‚*‚¦.
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #349 on: December 27, 2011, 11:41:49 PM »
May the good times and treasures of the present
 become the golden memories of tomorrow.
 Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
 MARRY CHRISTMAS
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #350 on: December 27, 2011, 11:42:10 PM »
Special dua 4 special person:
 May
 Allah almighty bless u with
 Sehat,
 Rahat,
 Nemat,
 Izzat,
 Barkat,
 Dault,
 Salamti,
 Hayati,
 Kamyabi &
 unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #351 on: December 27, 2011, 11:42:30 PM »
Eid...
 A time for joy,
 a time for togetherness,
 a time to remember my blessings..

For me... it's you!

May Allah Bless you &
 Give u all the joy u bring to my life!
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #352 on: December 27, 2011, 11:43:14 PM »
Wishing u happy Eid,
 soft as silk,
 white as milk,
 sweet as honey,
 full of money
 and
 bubli as u
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #353 on: December 27, 2011, 11:43:42 PM »
O Allah, forgive me all my sins
 Great and small,
 The first and the last
 those that are apparent
 and
 those that are hidden.
 Ameen

Jummah Mubarak
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #354 on: December 27, 2011, 11:44:00 PM »
Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
 No matter how u tried to freeze it,
 it will never return to its original Shape..!
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #355 on: December 27, 2011, 11:44:23 PM »
Side effect of excess study :p
 A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
 He Wanted To See The Menu
 But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
 "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #356 on: December 27, 2011, 11:44:46 PM »
GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
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 They wont even give their phone no.
 even to a KNOWN person
 .
 But they give all their PRIVATE details
 to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #357 on: December 27, 2011, 11:45:05 PM »
7 days
 168 hours
 10080 minutes
 604800 seconds are left..
 I think i am the first person to
 wish U HAPPY DIWALI..
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2011, 11:45:27 PM »
Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking
 At S0me 1 Silently ..

But

Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1
 Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #359 on: December 27, 2011, 11:45:46 PM »
Did You Know . . .?
 That
 "HEELS" Are Man's Invention
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 To Make It Harder For A
 Woman To Run Away. ;)