FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

On this auspicious
 Festival of lights
 May the glow of joys
 Prosperity and happiness
 Alluminate your days
 In the year ahead
 HAPPY DIWALI.

[Global Angel]

Light a lamp of love!
 Blast a chain of sorrow!
 Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
 Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
 Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI

[Global Angel]

Let's overcome the darkness and celebrate the victory of the good over the evil
 with the light of our Diyas, with good faith, our prayers to Lakshmi and Ganesh,
 our offerings to Gods and Goddesses, with the joyful happiness and warmth of our hearts,
 our families and beloved ones.
 Remember that Diwali is what we make it!
 So let's make Diwali 2011 an unforgettable one!

[Global Angel]

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[Global Angel]

May the good times and treasures of the present
 become the golden memories of tomorrow.
 Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
 MARRY CHRISTMAS

[Global Angel]

Special dua 4 special person:
 May
 Allah almighty bless u with
 Sehat,
 Rahat,
 Nemat,
 Izzat,
 Barkat,
 Dault,
 Salamti,
 Hayati,
 Kamyabi &
 unlimited khushiyan

EID MUBARAK

[Global Angel]

Eid...
 A time for joy,
 a time for togetherness,
 a time to remember my blessings..

For me... it's you!

May Allah Bless you &
 Give u all the joy u bring to my life!

[Global Angel]

Wishing u happy Eid,
 soft as silk,
 white as milk,
 sweet as honey,
 full of money
 and
 bubli as u

[Global Angel]

O Allah, forgive me all my sins
 Great and small,
 The first and the last
 those that are apparent
 and
 those that are hidden.
 Ameen

Jummah Mubarak

[Global Angel]

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
 No matter how u tried to freeze it,
 it will never return to its original Shape..!

[Global Angel]

Side effect of excess study :p
 A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
 He Wanted To See The Menu
 But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
 "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

[Global Angel]

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
 .
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 .
 .
 .
 They wont even give their phone no.
 even to a KNOWN person
 .
 But they give all their PRIVATE details
 to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

[Global Angel]

7 days
 168 hours
 10080 minutes
 604800 seconds are left..
 I think i am the first person to
 wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

[Global Angel]

Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking
 At S0me 1 Silently ..

But

Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1
 Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently

[Global Angel]

Did You Know . . .?
 That
 "HEELS" Are Man's Invention
 .
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 To Make It Harder For A
 Woman To Run Away.