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Offline RemO

FUNNY SMS
« on: October 22, 2011, 06:51:30 PM »
Ponnugala entha alavuku love pannanum theriyuma..?
Naama avala love panratha parthu ava friend
Namaloda odi varanum
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 06:53:01 PM »
“If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,
Then every button will be wrong”
-   Great lines by tailor Gobalu  ,Elathukume Shakespeare’a ethir partha epadi  :D
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 06:55:35 PM »
Funny sentence written on the T-Shirt of a
Beautiful girl walking on side of the road.
“U r not looking at the road right now, be careful…”
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2011, 10:42:23 AM »
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2011, 10:46:13 AM »
I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 08:45:04 AM »
10 yrs income,

Teacher - 20 lakh
Doctor - 50 lakh
Engineer - 45 lakh
IAS  - 70 lakh


Sanyasi ( Ramdev) - 1177 Cr
Sai baba - 40000 Cr
Nithyanantha - 2000 Cr


So chose ur career  properly
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2011, 08:59:35 AM »
6 birds were sitting in a tree
A man ready 2 shoot,
5 birds fly away
but 1 bird was sitting
why?





koluppu, vera onum ila:-)
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 06:34:48 PM »
HAIKOO:

Irutil iruntha unnai Velichathirku kondu vandhen,

Aanal neeyo en peyarai vaithu kindal seikirai.

By
"TUBE LIGHT"
Gud night
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 06:55:57 PM »
Neengal parthu kondiruppathu







ungaloda tappa cellathan..pinna ithula sun tvya theriyum?
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 06:57:00 PM »
Unna Paakama Iruka Mudiyala Da!
Ethai Paathalum Unna Maadhiriye Theriuthu.
Ipa Kooda Oru
Eruma Maada Paarthen.

Adhu Nee thaanu Ninachu HAI Sollitean. Gud MorninG!
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 06:58:02 PM »
Tragedy Love:

Unn Sirippil Sidhariya Thanga Kaasugalai Saerthu Vaithaen. Kadeisiyil Adhu Tasmac'il Sarakku Vanga Kooda Sellupadi Aaga Villai.

Good Night!!
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 06:59:22 PM »
Naethu bu'sla poyittu irunthappa,

Oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Thenampettai'ya"nnu kaettara.

Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen.

Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala!
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MORAL:
"Kandadhai Thindral Kundan Aavai, Kandadhaiyum Padicha Buthisaali Aavai.."
Good N8!
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 07:02:08 PM »
Excuse me
intha address yenka irukku'nu theryuma?

Mr.NAPOLEAN,
door.no.5000,
WILLS Apartment,
OLD MONK Colony,
BLACK KNIGHT Nagar,
MANIKCHANDPURAM,
TASMAC NADU
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 07:04:25 PM »
EXAM CENTRE:

BOY to GIRL "All the Best"

GIRL to BOY "All the Best"

Result:
Girl - 80 marks
Boy - FAIL

MORAL: Nallavanga Vaakku mattum thaan palikkum
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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 07:10:42 PM »
IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN.
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