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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #390 on: December 28, 2011, 09:24:35 PM »
Yash Johar is producing a new film
 & is searching 4 new talent.
 I've suggested ur name.
 Pls go & meet him.
 The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #391 on: December 28, 2011, 09:25:38 PM »
Promise me we are true friends
 I am lamp you are light
 I am Coke you are Sprite
 I am Sawan you are badal
 I am Normal you are Pagal
 I am Water you are Tanki
 I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #392 on: December 28, 2011, 09:26:06 PM »
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
 moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
 moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........

girl: can i kiss u?
 moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #393 on: December 28, 2011, 09:26:35 PM »
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
 sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #394 on: December 28, 2011, 09:27:54 PM »
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
 "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
 Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #395 on: December 28, 2011, 09:40:40 PM »
Hey friend remember that
 without stupidity there can be no wisdom
 & without ugliness there can be no beauty
 so the world needs YOU after all!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #396 on: December 28, 2011, 09:41:06 PM »
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
 A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
 A monkey cannot operate mobile,
 but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #397 on: December 28, 2011, 09:46:20 PM »
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
 Do you want to see any one before you die?
 Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #398 on: December 28, 2011, 09:46:49 PM »
Sardar was busy removing
 a wheel from his auto.
 A man asks sardar why are
 you removing a wheel from your auto.
 sardar : Cant you read the board.
 Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #399 on: December 28, 2011, 09:47:15 PM »
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
 Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
 Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #400 on: December 28, 2011, 09:48:15 PM »
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #401 on: December 28, 2011, 09:48:41 PM »
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #402 on: December 28, 2011, 09:59:47 PM »
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
 Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
 Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #403 on: December 28, 2011, 10:00:11 PM »
Friends r like fishes.
 U have to sit patiently for a long time
 to catch a good one.
 Just like I caught u.
 so better stay nice otherwise
 I will FRY YOU..;)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #404 on: December 28, 2011, 10:01:15 PM »
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
 They saw a Jin.
 Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
 But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
 Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
 Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
 He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
 Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st
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