FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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 And nobody knows them.

[Global Angel]

boy: how do i play the guitar?
 girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
 boy: am i so good??? :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

[Global Angel]

‎6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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 17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

[Global Angel]

That Boy N Girl

They Fight About
 A Lot Of Things ,

But They Love All Of
 The Same Music

She's Immature,
 But He Accepts Her Silliness

They Both Say
 They Hate Each Other
 But
 Secretly R Happy
 When People Tell Them That
 They Would Make A
 Good Couple

They Act Like
 They are Nothing More Than Friends
 But Everyone Knows Otherwise.

When People Ask...
 They Say They Don't Like Each Other
 But
 Still Hope That The Other One Is Lying

She's A Writer ,
 But
 He's A Football Player

She's More Beautiful Than
 She'll Ever Know
 But
 He Already Does

They Are Completely Different
 But
 They Are Absolutely
 Perfect For Each Other

[Global Angel]

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
 Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
 the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
 Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
 That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
 This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
 Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

[Global Angel]

With my
 1 heart
 2 eyes
 7 liter blood
 206 bones
 4.5 million red cells
 60 trillion D N A"S...
 All wishing you a very very
 HAPPY DIWALI!

[Global Angel]

When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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 Aren't You The Waiter?:

[Global Angel]

|-----------|
 | '--.__.--' | Here is
 |-----------| my
 GREETING CARD 4 you.
 Kindly open it....

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 ( HAPPY (
 ( DIWALI (
 ) & )
 ( Prosperous )
 ( New Year )

[Global Angel]

It is very tough to believe a stranger,
 But if someone loves U more than Fish loves Water,
 Holds UR hand tight with tears in his eyes & says,

"The moment I saw U
 I fell in love with U
 I can't live without U
 & wanna spend the rest of my life with U
 I LOVE U "

What will U reply ?

[Global Angel]

"A HEART die's when
 it is not able to share's its FEELINGS...,

But a HEART Kills itself when
 another Heart does not Understands its Feelings

[Global Angel]

Words of Lover Boy:
 My eyes know that
 i m not perfect match 4 him.
 But
 my heart has no eyes or ears,
 So it's been beating 4 her..

[Global Angel]

There Will Always Be That 0ne Person
 Who Love You
 Because
 You're Not Like Anyone Else

[Global Angel]

"I Don't TRUST Easily
 Because The People
 I Have Trusted In The Past Gave Me
 A Reason Not To. .

[Global Angel]

At Some Point,
 You Have To Realize That
 Some People Can Stay In Your Heart,
 But Not In Your Life...

[Global Angel]

A Journey Of A Thousand
 Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
 You Get In A Car
 And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn't Take That Long :