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~ Steven Wright Quotes ~
« on: October 10, 2015, 11:24:24 AM »
Steven Wright Quotes


An American comedian, actor and writer.
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes and one-liners with contrived situations.

Here are some famous quotes by Steven Wright.




What's another word for thesaurus?
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 11:25:07 AM »
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 11:25:34 AM »
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 11:26:11 AM »
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 11:26:40 AM »
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 11:27:08 AM »
Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2015, 11:27:54 AM »
Curiousity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 11:28:24 AM »
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2015, 11:28:55 AM »
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 11:30:17 AM »
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2015, 11:30:47 AM »
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2015, 11:31:16 AM »
I almost had a pyschic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2015, 11:31:44 AM »
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2015, 11:32:10 AM »
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2015, 11:32:38 AM »
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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