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Re: ~ Steven Wright Quotes ~
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2015, 11:41:55 AM »
I went into a restaurant and the sign said 'Breakfast anytime so I ordered french toast during the Renaissance.'
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Re: ~ Steven Wright Quotes ~
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2015, 11:42:26 AM »
I broke a mirror the other day. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2015, 11:42:52 AM »
I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it...
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