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~ Steven Wright Quotes ~
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Steven Wright Quotes
An American comedian, actor and writer.
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes and one-liners with contrived situations.
Here are some famous quotes by Steven Wright.
What's another word for thesaurus?
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I intend to live forever. So far so good.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
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Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
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Curiousity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Some people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
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I almost had a pyschic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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