FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Boy U r d Sunshine
 Of My Life !
 Without U Life's Like A
 Dreamy Cloud !
 U r In My Heart Like A
 Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
 Girl: Now Go Further
 I've 2 Listen More
 Weather Report :p

[Global Angel]

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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 Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->

[Global Angel]

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
 she laughs for 10 minutes,
 forward dat to her friends n
 then replies the boy.
 "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

[Global Angel]

Friends I'm Collecting
 Quaids Photos
 Give Ur Contribution
 2 My Collection.
 A Small Condition Is
 It Must Be On
 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

[Global Angel]

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
 Because
 Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
 "Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

[Global Angel]

Think positive‚¦
 Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
 It would not be complete without
 a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

[Global Angel]

i am a killer!
 i kill poople for money,
 i am a killer! i kill people for money,
 but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

[Global Angel]

He said... Do u love me just coz
 my father left me a fortune?
 She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter
 who left you the money!

[Global Angel]

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

"Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service".

[Global Angel]

You are a DOG...
 D = Darling
 O = Of
 G = Girls
 Now u r smiling na?
 Am i right??
 Tu sach mein kutta hai

[Global Angel]

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
 A=B
 &
 B=C.
 It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
 Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
 It means that I love your daughter.

[Global Angel]

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
 But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
 Feel the difference

[Global Angel]

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
 Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
 Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
 & 2 atoms of NA combined?
 Sardar: BANANA

[Global Angel]

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
 How do I know if it is pure honey ?
 Seller : give the dog some honey ..
 if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
 Seller: so it is not a real dog.

[Global Angel]

Hitler says,
 "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
 Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
 "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"