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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #510 on: December 29, 2011, 10:15:53 PM »


Thought of the day:
 "if u help a gal when she is in problem,
 she will always remember u
 only when she is in problem again..!!"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #511 on: December 29, 2011, 10:17:13 PM »
Employer: €In this job we need someone who is responsible.€

Applicant: €I€™m the one you want.
 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
 they said I was responsible.€
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #512 on: December 29, 2011, 10:17:41 PM »
A very old lady teacher of English
 ask this question with the class:

When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #513 on: December 29, 2011, 10:18:05 PM »
143 means?
 Do u want to know
 what it means?
 Press Down..
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 It means
 ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
 Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #514 on: December 29, 2011, 10:18:25 PM »
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
 Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
 Judge: How dare you call me saala?
 Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #515 on: December 29, 2011, 10:19:15 PM »
Flowers die,
 Stories end,
 Songs fade,
 Memories are forgotten,
 All things come 2 end,
 But people like u r remembered forever,
 Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #516 on: December 29, 2011, 10:22:22 PM »
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
 U & ME laughing,
 U & ME crying,
 U & ME dreaming,
 U & ME holding on,
 U & ME...
 just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #517 on: December 29, 2011, 10:22:50 PM »
This is my head ....

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
 I am feeling much better now:-)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #518 on: December 29, 2011, 10:23:53 PM »
Hi,
 Doing nothing?
 Then make a place,
 4 Me in ur heart!!
 I may come there any time!
 Urs faithfully,
 Heart Attack
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #519 on: December 29, 2011, 10:24:13 PM »
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
 "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
 & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #520 on: December 29, 2011, 10:24:33 PM »
Man standing on the scale,
 holding his stomach in.
 Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
 Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #521 on: December 29, 2011, 10:25:17 PM »
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
 Major:Excellent!
 We can attack in any direction now!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #522 on: December 29, 2011, 10:25:35 PM »
A man sees a fat man
 sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
 Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
 No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #523 on: December 29, 2011, 10:25:56 PM »
Major Rohail:
 Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
 Tooo much Salt..why?
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 Waiter:
 Sir hen is suffring from high blood
 Pressure
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #524 on: December 29, 2011, 10:28:32 PM »
A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
 Did u see anything there that
 u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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