FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
 while soap in ur eyes.
 Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
 Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

[Global Angel]

If you need advice,
 text me...
 If you need a friend,
 call me...
 If you need me,
 come to me...
 But
 If you need money.
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 THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

[Global Angel]

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
 Doctor: When ?
 Man:Three Months Ago
 Doctor: What were you doing till now?
 Man: We were using duplicate key

[Global Angel]

7 Angels came 2 Me
 &
 asked 4 the most Inteligent,
 Smart, Nice, Sweet,
 Noble and Well Groomed Person.
 So I gave Them Your Address
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 .
 .
 ..
 Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

[Global Angel]

U look sweet when u read my message.
 U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
 U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
 So, try to look sweetest.

[Global Angel]

We will now upgrade your brain,
 please wait....
 Searching....
 searching...
 still searching....
 Sorry,
 NO BRAIN found...!

[Global Angel]

Open with Love...
 If I disturb U
 I am Sorry!
 But I need
 To Say
 I...
 Love...
 Disturbing you...

[Global Angel]

Manager:
 Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
 I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right.
 In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

[Global Angel]

Man : How old is your father?
 Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
 Boy : He became a father only when I was born

[Global Angel]

><(((:>
 I send you this fish
 as a sign of our
 FRIENDSHIP please
 take care of it, Keep it
 in your mobile.
 Daily put your mobile in water,
 So dat this fish wont die

[Global Angel]

Teacher told all students
 in a class to write an essay
 on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
 He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

[Global Angel]

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
 Call the manager!
 Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

[Global Angel]

Why Are Elephants
 Large, Gray And
 Wrinkly... ?
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 Because
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 If They Were
 Small Round & White
 They Would Be
 ''Aspirins" ;->

[Global Angel]

An old rich man marries a young girl.
 Interviewer ask to girl-
 aap nay in main shadi ke liye‚  kya dekha?
 girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke‚  din kam.

[Global Angel]

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
 Customer: What other colors do you have?