FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
 Droping shit into ur eye

U don't worry u don't cry,
 U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

[Global Angel]

Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
 Make sure u have your cell phone..
 n
 when u r in deep trouble
 keep your cell phone silent...

[Global Angel]

Can u dance?
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 No!
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 Sure
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 Just try it
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 Sure u cant
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 That means u r pappu!!!
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 Because pappu cant dance ..

[Global Angel]

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
 "WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
 Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
 &
 After Marriage
 We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

[Global Angel]

Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
 & He Loses His Memory.
 Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
 Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
 Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

[Global Angel]

Teacher: what is meant by
 "I MISS YOU"
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 Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
 "Mein tumhari miss hon!"

[Global Angel]

When a girl falls down
 She is helped by so
 Many people
 But
 When a boy falls down
 Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
 Her lips
 She is thirsty
 When boy licks
 His lips
 He is tharki

When a girl smiles
 She is considered cute
 When a boy smiles
 He is flirt

Still people say
 This is men's world

[Global Angel]

Judge: why r u arrested?
 Sardar: for shopping early?
 Judge: well, that's not a crime,
 anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

[Global Angel]

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college
 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over
 5th yr: finaly it'll b over

House job: i did it
 Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
 Something is missing
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 Ohhh !!! Meri "jawani"

[Global Angel]

If u have 1 father, call me.
 If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
 If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
 If i m your father, just ignore this message.

[Global Angel]

Commerce professor asks the student:
 what is the most important source
 of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

[Global Angel]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
 with Dad this morning, he told me to
 give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
 Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

[Global Angel]

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
 Monopoly is always damaging
 &
 Competition improves service!

[Global Angel]

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
 6am To 12pm

Noon
 12pm To 4pm

Evening
 4pm To 8pm

Night
 8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
 Kam Karna Hota Hai :-)

[Global Angel]

Who let you get on the horse
 You witch's child?
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 Can't understand?
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 Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d