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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #420 on: December 28, 2011, 10:12:53 PM »
A man was telling his neighbor,
 €I just bought a new hearing aid.
 It cost me four thousand dollars,
 but it€™s state of the art. It€™s perfect.€

€Really,€ answered the neighbor .
 €What kind is it?€
 MAN:€Twelve thirty.€
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #421 on: December 28, 2011, 10:13:27 PM »
I always think about U.
 I can't live without U.
 I really need U.
 I'm totally mad about U.
 I just wanna be with U.
 I'm very desperate for U.
 I'm crazy 4 U.
 I wanna marry U.
 I LOVE U.
 That's all what my mama say to me:p
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #422 on: December 28, 2011, 10:14:01 PM »
If:-
 R u emotionally dumbed
 Creatively challenged?
 Artistically void?
 Socially hopeless?
 And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
 PAKISTANI!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #423 on: December 28, 2011, 10:21:25 PM »
Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #424 on: December 28, 2011, 10:21:54 PM »
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #425 on: December 28, 2011, 10:22:45 PM »
a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
 u r very handsome.
 u r very cute.
 u r very sweet.
 ooph.......sorry.
 i can't call u sweet....
 because ants will finish u.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #426 on: December 28, 2011, 10:23:15 PM »
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
 Neither they are
 Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #427 on: December 28, 2011, 10:23:39 PM »
In our life time
 6 things can come at any time:
 1.love
 2.friendship
 3.money
 4.death
 5.illness
 -
 -
 -
 6.susu: isliye karke sona .
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #428 on: December 28, 2011, 10:24:12 PM »
What was GOD's First Reaction
 when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho...

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #429 on: December 28, 2011, 10:25:23 PM »
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
 Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
 Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
 Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #430 on: December 28, 2011, 10:27:59 PM »
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
 How is that you can fly so fast?
 The Rocket replies you will know the pain
 when they put fire at your back!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #431 on: December 28, 2011, 10:28:31 PM »
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
 it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #432 on: December 28, 2011, 10:29:03 PM »
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Its a formality just like two boxers
 shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #433 on: December 28, 2011, 10:29:27 PM »
How will a rat purpose a cat...??
 ?
 ..??
 ?
 "Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
 O Billo Rani..!!;-)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #434 on: December 28, 2011, 10:30:24 PM »
when sum1 touches u
 &
 u don't feel it,
 its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u
 &
 u feel it, its LOVE.

but when nobody touches
 u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
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