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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #450 on: December 28, 2011, 10:42:12 PM »
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
 So what do the rest have?
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 They have girl friends:p
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #451 on: December 28, 2011, 10:42:37 PM »
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
 just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #452 on: December 28, 2011, 10:43:12 PM »
A love letter from biscuit maker:
 Dear marie, today is good day,
 u r anmol for me...
 but u have crack jacked my heart,
 bcoz i have a little heart,
 now i m in 50/50 position...
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #453 on: December 28, 2011, 10:44:39 PM »
What does ILU means?

I= I
 L= Love
 U=Urdu
 so I love urdu...
 tum kya samjhey they...
 I love ullu..
 to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #454 on: December 28, 2011, 10:45:23 PM »
One day Raja and rani
 decided to send messages
 to each other by using
 Pigeon instead of mobile.
 The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
 He angried and called to rani.
 She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #455 on: December 28, 2011, 10:45:51 PM »
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
 Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #456 on: December 28, 2011, 10:46:30 PM »
Father to son:
 whenever i beat you,
 you dont get annoyed,
 how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
 seat with your toothbrush
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #457 on: December 28, 2011, 10:47:04 PM »
What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
 subtraction of money,
 multiplication of enemies
 &
 division of friends.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #458 on: December 28, 2011, 10:48:49 PM »
Girl: When we get married,
 I want to share all your worries,
 troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
 darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #459 on: December 28, 2011, 10:49:13 PM »
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
 that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #460 on: December 28, 2011, 10:49:47 PM »
In art gallery couple sees
 picture of a girl covered by leaf.
 Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
 ka intezar kertay raho gay.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #461 on: December 28, 2011, 11:14:17 PM »
What is the difference between
 a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #462 on: December 28, 2011, 11:14:50 PM »
Full form of maths

M=mentally
 A=admited
 T=teacher
 H=harassing
 S=students
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #463 on: December 28, 2011, 11:15:20 PM »
If I was an artist,
 you would be my picture!
 If I was a poet,
 you would be my inspiration!
 If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #464 on: December 28, 2011, 11:15:54 PM »
What is the difference between
 a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!
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