FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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 Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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 It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"

Moral: Take evrything positively

[Global Angel]

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
 A young boy came to him and asked the time.
 Old man refused to tell the time.
 Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
 Boy asked the reason?
 Old man said if i tell you the time,
 then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
 Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
 By chance you may get the seat with me.
 Then you may get down at my station.
 My daughter will come to receive me.
 She will meet you. She is beautiful.
 You may fall in love with her,she too.
 Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
 And i am sorry that
 I dont want such a poor son in law
 who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)

[Global Angel]

Breaking News
 ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
 Not In Working Condition
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 Because
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 Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
 When It Said", Enter Ur PIN"

[Global Angel]

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

[Global Angel]

TEACHER:
 what is the different between
 problem and challenge?

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
 1boy+3girls=challenge..

[Global Angel]

Mr.Bean Science
 .
 Major Rohail:
 I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
 Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
 Ya me too
 I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

[Global Angel]

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
 Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
 &
 Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

[Global Angel]

A ship was sinking.
 Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
 A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
 Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
 Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
 as we are one jacket short.

[Global Angel]

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
 Banta: What does your wife look like?
 Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
 fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

[Global Angel]

TERROR JOKE -
 What will happen
 if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
 TSUNAMI will be created
 since an amplifier converts
 small waves into bigger wave.

[Global Angel]

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
 2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
 3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
 4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
 5:on each point you smile because it's true.

[Global Angel]

When I open my eyes every morning
 I pray to God that everyone should
 have a friend like you....
 Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

[Global Angel]

Hi i am marrying next week
 there will be a small party and
 only few persons will be invited
 Hey don't bring any gift
 just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

[Global Angel]

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
 Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
 Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

[Global Angel]

Future plans of childrens:
 Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
 Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
 Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
 Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
 Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.