FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
 "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
 "A Week Has 7 Days;
 Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
 Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
 Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
 Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

[Global Angel]

Specially dedicated to boys:
 A kiss is like a stamp,
 Once u stamp a gal,
 she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
 jitne bhi lagao kum hai

[Global Angel]

True Love is like a pillow.
 U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
 U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
 U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
 Want True Love?
 Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

[Global Angel]

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
 While Taking Bath
 and a Boy Near the Keyhole
 is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

[Global Angel]

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
 Banta, who was just behind him in
 the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
 Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

[Global Angel]

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
 Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
 who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

[Global Angel]

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
 Intelligent
 Talented
 Cute
 Hilarious

r u smiling now?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

[Global Angel]

Question : Why do girls close
 their eyes while kissing a guy?
 Guess‚¦
 Guess
 .
 .
 .
 Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
 ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

[Global Angel]

Beautiful flowers die....
 Nice stories end......
 Lovely songs fade........ ..
 Momeries are forgotten... ..
 All things comes to end.....
 But people like YOU always remain forever
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

[Global Angel]

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
 Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
 to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

[Global Angel]

In bio practical:
 Examiner:Tell me the name of
 this bird by seeing it's legs only?
 Sardar:I don't know.
 Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
 Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

[Global Angel]

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
 when he came back at home
 mom asked
 kahaan gaey they ?
 boy:us se milney
 mom: kis liye?
 boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

[Global Angel]

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

[Global Angel]

twinkle Twinkle little star,
 teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
 ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

[Global Angel]

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
 C-Come,
 O-On,
 L-Lets,
 L-Love,
 E-Each,
 G-Girl,
 E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college