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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #150 on: December 18, 2011, 04:17:24 AM »
Love is possible after friendship
 but
 friendship is not possible after love
 because
 medicines work before death
 later nothing can be cured....!!!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #151 on: December 18, 2011, 04:17:48 AM »
A man to Santa:
 Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
 Santa rushes home and came back within
 half an hour and slapped the man
 and said:
 "He's not my friend."
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #152 on: December 18, 2011, 04:18:26 AM »
God thought that since
 he couldn't b everywhere
 he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
 he couldn't be everywhere
 he made a mother-in-law.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #153 on: December 18, 2011, 04:18:57 AM »
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
 Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
 Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
 Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #154 on: December 18, 2011, 04:19:16 AM »
1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
 who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
 because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #155 on: December 18, 2011, 04:19:45 AM »
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
 He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
 tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #156 on: December 18, 2011, 04:20:46 AM »
Whos hot... Its U,
 Whos
 Charming... Its U,
 Whos
 Sweetest.. Its U,
 Whos
 Intelligent... Its U,
 Whos dear & near friend... Its U
 Whos a liar.. Its me
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #157 on: December 18, 2011, 04:21:06 AM »
The latest slogn of boys:
 Pakistan is our nation
 Girls are our Destination
 Dating is Our Occupation
 Flirting is our Profession
 Leave about Education
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #158 on: December 18, 2011, 04:21:28 AM »
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
 and puts his finger
 on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
 because he is the owner of restaurant.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #159 on: December 18, 2011, 04:22:37 AM »
WHY STUDENT FAIL
 Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
 Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #160 on: December 18, 2011, 04:22:59 AM »
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
 But I can't send you all of them,
 It will take a lot of time,
 So I'm sending you just 1 joke
 .
 .
 .
 "You are so beautiful"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #161 on: December 18, 2011, 04:23:21 AM »
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
 Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
 Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #162 on: December 18, 2011, 04:23:43 AM »
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
 What is a grownup joke?
 Sardar ji replied:
 any joke which is eighteen years old
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #163 on: December 18, 2011, 04:24:22 AM »
Teacher : U failure !
 At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
 Student : Mind u, Sir,
 but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #164 on: December 18, 2011, 04:25:47 AM »
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
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