FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
 Monkey saves this message &
 Donkey deletes this message.
 Choice is yours

[Global Angel]

Sardar to doctor:
 When I sleep, monkeys
 play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
 just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

[Global Angel]

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
 Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

[Global Angel]

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
 so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
 a newspapers so I could have
 a new one everyday.

[Global Angel]

Q: What did the gangster's son
 tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
 but I never told them anything."

[Global Angel]

Style of break up:
 Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
 GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
 Boy: U wanted stars na?
 Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

[Global Angel]

I always think about U.
 I cant live without U.
 I really need U.
 Im totally mad about U.
 I just wanna be with U.
 Im crazy 4 U.
 I wanna marry U.
 I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
 (My neighbour say all this to me)

[Global Angel]

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
 He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
 I'm not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
 Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
 English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
 give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
 I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

[Global Angel]

A man in Hell asked Devil:
 Can I make a call to my Wife?
 After making call he asked how much to pay.
 Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

[Global Angel]

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
 Saint: I don't have.
 TT: Where do you want to go?
 Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
 TT: Come, lets go!
 Saint: Where?
 TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

[Global Angel]

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
 He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
 sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
 Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
 Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
 Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
 Balle Balle;->

[Global Angel]

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
 Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
 KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

[Global Angel]

Do u know similarity
 between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 Both don't exist.

[Global Angel]

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
 always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

[Global Angel]

A young girl after her honeymoon
 came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
 When this 70 year old bastard told me
 he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"