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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #120 on: December 15, 2011, 11:03:15 PM »
This Funny fact always happen wid me:
 Study for one Hour-
 No One sees.!
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 But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
 & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2011, 11:03:37 PM »
New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
 Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.... :-P ;-)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2011, 11:04:05 PM »
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
 Go to:
 Account->
 account settings->
 and click on
 De-activate your Account
 than
 Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #123 on: December 15, 2011, 11:04:27 PM »
Wife:-I will die.
 Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
 Husband:-because main itni khushi
 bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2011, 11:04:53 PM »
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
 Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
 damn serious and very imp ....
 I'm playing cards and
 we've misplaced the JOKER.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #125 on: December 15, 2011, 11:05:40 PM »
DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
 SON:Nothing dad sister asked
 lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
 No chip chip
 no chik chik
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #126 on: December 15, 2011, 11:06:03 PM »
Santa-What Is Difference
 Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
 Shop?
 Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
 Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
 Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #127 on: December 15, 2011, 11:06:25 PM »
A cute love story with happy ending:

One day somebody proposed u!

U said: "i am Not interested."

This way, somebody lived a happy life .
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #128 on: December 15, 2011, 11:06:46 PM »
Why love marriage
 is better than arranged???
 Because
 "A KNOWN DEVIL
 IS BETTER THAN
 AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #129 on: December 15, 2011, 11:07:07 PM »
Having "WIFE" Is A
 Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
 Along With The "WIFE" Is
 Art Of Living
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2011, 11:07:28 PM »
A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
 Satisfied With
 3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
 -Bike
 -Girlfriend

Because;
 There Is Always
 A Better Model
 Available In Future ;)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2011, 11:07:51 PM »
One Of The Best Quote,

Always have a

BACKUP

BEFORE

BREAKUP! :p
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #132 on: December 16, 2011, 10:20:15 PM »
Best Reply Ever By a Girl
 When She Is Asked For a Kiss
 By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
 Just do it :p
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #133 on: December 16, 2011, 10:20:52 PM »
2 MEN TALKING

1st:
 I am getting married because
 I am tired of eating out,
 cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
 Strange,
 I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #134 on: December 16, 2011, 10:21:18 PM »
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
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