FUNNY SMS

[RemO]

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

[RemO]

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty

[RemO]

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p

[RemO]

C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..

[Global Angel]

Do the following !!!
 1) go to google translate
 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
 3) translate English to Arabic
 4) Copy the Arabic version
 5) choose translation from Arabic to English
 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Global Angel]

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
 “This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
 Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

[Global Angel]

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
 What Should We Do.?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 Just Scratch N Sleep Again
 We R Not Rajnikant
 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

[Global Angel]

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
 Made for each other.
 Mad at each other.
 Mad bcoz of each other

[Global Angel]

A Good Teacher Is Who
 Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
 Stands Outside D
 Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
 APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

[Global Angel]

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
 Who Makes Sure She Spends
 So Much
 That
 Her Husband
 Can't Afford Another
 Women"

[Global Angel]

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
 To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
 There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

[Global Angel]

After an accident,
 A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
 & told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
 & said No, no..No no.

[Global Angel]

All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

[Global Angel]

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

[Global Angel]

Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
 2) Exact Estimate
 3) Small Crowd
 4) Act Naturally
 5) Found Missing
 6) Fully Empty
 7) Pretty ugly
  Seriously funny
 9) Only choice
 10) Original copies
 &
 the Mother of all
 11) Happily Married