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Offline micro diary

FUNNY
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2011, 02:33:26 PM »
Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'
kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'
rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'
eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'
unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2011, 06:11:54 PM »
Height of coolness:
 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
 1st guy:which paper was it?
 2nd guy:I think maths......
 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2011, 06:12:32 PM »
Perfect example of confidence:
 A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
 Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
 Junior : no!
 Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
 Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
 Boss: no!
 Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #63 on: November 17, 2011, 06:12:59 PM »
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
 "Me sick, no work"
 Boss SMS back:
 "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
 "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #64 on: November 17, 2011, 06:13:34 PM »
I Wonder If 1 Day
 Somebody Will Ever Come
 N
 Knock 0n My Door
 N
 Tell Me
 "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
 In FACEBOOK "
 Can I Come In ... =P =D
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2011, 06:14:08 PM »
When A Girl
 Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
 Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
 “Proposal”,
 When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
 Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
 Girlfriend,
 When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
 Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
 She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
 When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
 She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
 When She Like Your Comment It Means She
 Like Your Comment Not You
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2011, 06:14:38 PM »
Girls are like phones.
 We like to be held
 and talked too-
 but if u press the
 wrong button
 u'll be disconnected!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #67 on: November 17, 2011, 06:15:04 PM »
An Angry Wife To
 Her Husband 0n Phone:
 "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:
 Darling You Remember That
 Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
 The Diamond Necklace n Totally
 Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
 Have Money That Time n I said
 "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
 Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
 I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2011, 06:15:34 PM »
An Airline Introduced
 A Special Package For Business Men.
 Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
 The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
 Asking How Was The Trip.
 All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #69 on: November 17, 2011, 06:16:01 PM »
Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?
 Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
 Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
 Boy: No Salary, But...

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
 How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
 Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
 To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
 I'm The Boss!
 & The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #70 on: November 17, 2011, 06:17:13 PM »
Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
 a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
 An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2011, 06:17:44 PM »
A Belated Teachers' Day

Its A Humble Request
 "80% Of Teachers r
 Suffering From Throat
 Pain By Teaching Students."
 So Plz
 .
 .
 .
 .
 BUNK d Classes As Much
 As Possible
 n
 Save Our Teachers
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2011, 03:02:32 AM »
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor,
 A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...
 will u hug me...?
 She replied.., offcourse not...
 he dropped her.
 ...........
 she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
 He asked her, will u kiss me..?
 no not at all, she replied
 he dropped her too..

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.
 she immediately said...
 ok i will hug u and kiss u..
 The boy dropped her and saying.

Astagfirullah !!
 mera roza hai :P [ I am fasting ]
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #73 on: November 19, 2011, 03:04:09 AM »
SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
 "Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
 "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
 "Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #74 on: November 19, 2011, 03:04:46 AM »
"Call A Girl Pretty
 & She Will Remember It For
 5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
 & She Will Remember It
 Forever..!"
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