FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

This is Student Life Definitions Altered

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
 SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
 PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions
 EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
 MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
 SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva
 CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
 VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
 STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
 PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
 HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!
 TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation

[Global Angel]

girl: hi baby!
 boy: hi my lovely..
 (sending failed)

girl: are u there??
 boy: yes ! yes i am here!
 (sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what
 boy: honey im not.... im here..
 (sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
 boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
 .
 .
 (message sent)

[Global Angel]

What is the perfect example
 of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

[Global Angel]

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
 When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
 When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
 When they Copy they Quote

When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
 When they don't do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
 When They are joke, They r Witty

[Global Angel]

C H I L D H O O D
 Is Like Being
 D R U N K . . .
 Everyone Remembers
 What You Did,
 Except You ..

[Global Angel]

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
 Removes Sandal = 56.
 Then Dupatta = 52
 Now Coins Finished.......
 .
 .
 .
 .
 A Boy In A Q Behind Her
 Said
 Ü Carry On"",
 I Have Coins!

[RemO]

Shortest jokes:
2 women  r sitting quiet.
2 cracks r playing chess
Girlfriend pays the bill

[RemO]

Thinam oru kural
 
Indraya kural:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
“Uoooooo””Uooooo”
Ithu nariyoda kural…!
Naalaiku vera oru kural kekalaam .. ok…

[RemO]

A girl proposed to me and I reply
 
“ sorry I wont accept ur proposal
But I appreciate ur selection

[RemO]

Words written above a classroom clock,
This clock will never b stolen,
Coz too many students r watching it..!

[RemO]

2 guys were following 2 girls
Both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands
1st guy to second – what will we do now??
2nd guy- u marry my sis , I will marry ur sis.

[RemO]

Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if u pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman
There’s still pain of losing others

[RemO]

Boy:  How do I play the guitar???
Girl: u should be on TV for ur talent
Boy : am I so good??
Girl: if u were on Tv I can at least switch it off

[RemO]

“ Unforgettable 3 things in our life”
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1. Breakfast
2.lunch
3. DINNER
 
Ella tim emotional aga vendiya avasiyam ila

[ஸ்ருதி]

ஒரு பொண்ணு வாந்தி எடுத்தால் பெற்றோர் சொல்லுவீனம் 'யார் அந்த பரதேசி நாய்??'
ஒரு பையன் வாந்தி எடுத்தால் பெற்றோர் சொல்லுவீனம் 'பரதேசி நாயே குடிச்சிட்டு வந்து வாந்தி எடுக்கிறியே!!!'


தத்துவம்.::: யார் வாந்தி எடுத்தாலும் பையனுகளுக்கு தான் கெட்ட பெயர்..