~ Clever Jabs Quotes ~

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Clever Jabs Quotes


Famous Clever Jabs quotes by popular authors such as Winston Churchill, Groucho Marx, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Fred Allen and others.

[highlight-text]I dote on his very absence.

William Shakespeare

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[highlight-text]Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Mark Twain

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[highlight-text]Deep versed in books and shallow in himself.

John Milton

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[highlight-text]I've had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

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[highlight-text]Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you.

Winston Churchill

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[highlight-text]If Al Gore invented the Internet I invented spell check.

Dan Quayle

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[highlight-text]You may have genius. The contrary is of course probable.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

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[highlight-text]Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.

Henry Kissinger

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[highlight-text]I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

Muhammad Ali

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[highlight-text]My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

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[highlight-text]He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about.

Winston Churchill

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[highlight-text]Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich.

Robin Williams

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[highlight-text]Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

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[highlight-text]A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

Henry Ford

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[highlight-text]He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Winston Churchill