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MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:40:16 PM »

[highlight-text]He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

George Eliot

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:41:21 PM »

[highlight-text]She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.

Saul Bellow

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:42:03 PM »

[highlight-text]A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

Laurence J. Peter

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:43:55 PM »

[highlight-text]I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.

Groucho Marx

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:44:45 PM »

[highlight-text]There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it and the rest of us.

Laurence J. Peter

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:46:02 PM »

[highlight-text]I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:46:46 PM »

[highlight-text]He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

Abraham Lincoln

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:47:28 PM »

[highlight-text]I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:48:08 PM »

[highlight-text]Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Bill Maher

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:48:46 PM »

[highlight-text]This report by its very length defends itself against the risk of being read.

Winston Churchill

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:49:26 PM »

[highlight-text]I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:50:19 PM »

[highlight-text]That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.

Dorothy Parker

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:51:09 PM »

[highlight-text]I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.

William F. Buckley

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:51:44 PM »

[highlight-text]Like many intellectuals he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way.

Marcel Proust

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:52:25 PM »

[highlight-text]I may be drunk Miss but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

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