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MysteRy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:55:39 PM »

[highlight-text]Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger which in Texas is called 'walking.'

George W. Bush

MysteRy · « **Reply #31 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:56:28 PM »

[highlight-text]The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

Rush Limbaugh

MysteRy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:57:16 PM »

[highlight-text]I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

MysteRy · « **Reply #33 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:57:52 PM »

[highlight-text]An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.

Adlai E. Stevenson

MysteRy · « **Reply #34 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:58:42 PM »

[highlight-text]Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Oscar Wilde

MysteRy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:59:15 PM »

[highlight-text]Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Kenneth Millar

MysteRy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 14, 2016, 08:59:50 PM »

[highlight-text]An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

MysteRy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:01:06 PM »

[highlight-text]I once said cynically of a politician 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

Oscar Levant

MysteRy · « **Reply #38 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:02:45 PM »

[highlight-text]Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded.

John McCain

MysteRy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:03:57 PM »

[highlight-text]If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

Margaret Thatcher

MysteRy · « **Reply #40 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:05:11 PM »

[highlight-text]All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are in fact barely presentable.

Fran Lebowitz

MysteRy · « **Reply #41 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:06:09 PM »

[highlight-text]Suppose you were an idiot... and suppose you were a member of Congress... but I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

MysteRy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:07:07 PM »

[highlight-text]If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Dorothy Parker

MysteRy · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:07:44 PM »

[highlight-text]I have just returned from Boston; it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Fred Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #44 on:** June 14, 2016, 09:08:39 PM »

[highlight-text]If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself the thing is more than half done already.

Abraham Lincoln

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