~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]To what do you attribute your advanced age? Well I suppose I must attribute it to the fact that I have not died.

Sir Malcolm Sargent

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

Melvin Helitzer

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

George Burns

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.

Robert Orben

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]What can you say when your husband says: 'You can't expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older.'

Toni Anderson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.

Ogden Nash

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Life begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]We've reached an age that when construction workers stare at us it's because they figure we might be considering a remodeling job.

Susan McClellan

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always asked to do things and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.

T. S. Eliot

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]She was born in the year of our Lord only knows. The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's.

Diane de Poitiers

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Actually being sixty-five isn't so bad. As a matter of fact I rather like being called a sexagenarian. At this time of life it sounds like flattery.

James Humes

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Try to accept each other for what you are and don't point out the fact that the hair he's losing on his head is now growing out of his nose - and his ears.

Peg Bundy

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Women don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty but when you get to be seventy it stretches into a condor.

Billy Elmer

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.

Anonymous