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MysteRy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:40:36 PM »

[highlight-text]It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Robert Orben

MysteRy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:41:00 PM »

[highlight-text]When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied 'Red meat and gin.'

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #47 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:41:25 PM »

[highlight-text]As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.

Maria Morgan

MysteRy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:41:51 PM »

[highlight-text]When she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:42:17 PM »

[highlight-text]Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do.

Golda Meir

MysteRy · « **Reply #50 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:42:42 PM »

[highlight-text]Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #51 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:43:09 PM »

[highlight-text]Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Bennett Cerf

MysteRy · « **Reply #52 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:43:33 PM »

[highlight-text]You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.

Woody Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:43:56 PM »

[highlight-text]Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

Dan Bennett

MysteRy · « **Reply #54 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:44:21 PM »

[highlight-text]My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.

Douglas Jerrold

MysteRy · « **Reply #55 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:44:45 PM »

[highlight-text]You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

Jacob Braude

MysteRy · « **Reply #56 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:45:10 PM »

[highlight-text]My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

Robert Orben

MysteRy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:45:37 PM »

[highlight-text]He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

Elmer Pasta

MysteRy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:46:04 PM »

[highlight-text]For weeks I've been telling him not to buy anything for my birthday and he still forgot to bring me something.

Tanya Noe

MysteRy · « **Reply #59 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:46:31 PM »

[highlight-text]The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back but you don't know how far.

Anonymous

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