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MysteRy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:42:11 PM »

[highlight-text]Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:42:33 PM »

[highlight-text]It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

Tom Lehrer

MysteRy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:42:56 PM »

[highlight-text]I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle

MysteRy · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:43:22 PM »

[highlight-text]I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

George Burns

MysteRy · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:43:45 PM »

[highlight-text]When I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:44:07 PM »

[highlight-text]I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:44:31 PM »

[highlight-text]The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

MysteRy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:45:08 PM »

[highlight-text]Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it you've got to start young.

Theodore Roosevelt

MysteRy · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:45:33 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

Woody Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:45:53 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm sixty-five but if there were fifteen months in every year I'd only be forty-eight.

James Thurber

MysteRy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:38:25 PM »

[highlight-text]I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Nancy Astor

MysteRy · « **Reply #41 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:38:52 PM »

[highlight-text]Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Jim Morrison

MysteRy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:39:19 PM »

[highlight-text]When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:39:44 PM »

[highlight-text]The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

Sigmund Z. Engel

MysteRy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:40:10 PM »

[highlight-text]The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Doris Day

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