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MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:33:19 PM »

[highlight-text]There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure.

Dennis Wolfberg

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:33:44 PM »

[highlight-text]Of all the things I miss the thing I miss the most is my mind.

Lotus Weinstock

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:34:09 PM »

[highlight-text]Sometimes I feel that I'm not just aging . . . I'm decomposing.

Fletcher Anderson

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:34:35 PM »

[highlight-text]She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

Elmer Pasta

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:35:01 PM »

[highlight-text]The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

E. Joseph Cossman

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:35:42 PM »

[highlight-text]If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

Edgar Watson Howe

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:36:21 PM »

[highlight-text]I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:36:44 PM »

[highlight-text]The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Flip Wilson

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:37:27 PM »

[highlight-text]There are three ages of man: youth middle age and 'Gee you look good.'

Red Skelton

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:37:52 PM »

[highlight-text]Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:38:36 PM »

[highlight-text]I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.

Gypsy Rose Lee

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:39:00 PM »

[highlight-text]Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin to change places.

Ben Klitzner

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:39:26 PM »

[highlight-text]There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

Red Skelton

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:41:10 PM »

[highlight-text]At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning? . . . Amazed!

Ludwig von Mises

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:41:37 PM »

[highlight-text]Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

Laurence J. Peter

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