Author Topic: ~ Woody Allen Quotes ~ (Read 4020 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:45:22 PM »

Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons.

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:45:46 PM »

Not only is there no God but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:46:08 PM »

If my films don't show a profit I know I'm doing something right.

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:46:33 PM »

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:47:03 PM »

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:47:29 PM »

When we played softball I'd steal second base feel guilty and go back.

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:47:50 PM »

I'm not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:48:16 PM »

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:48:41 PM »

If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:49:06 PM »

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:49:32 PM »

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:49:56 PM »

I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes.

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:50:19 PM »

If I had my life to live over I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:50:47 PM »

I do not believe in an afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear.

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:51:08 PM »

If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

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