Author Topic: ~ Woody Allen Quotes ~ (Read 4027 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #30 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:51:37 PM »

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

MysteRy · « **Reply #31 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:52:01 PM »

The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.

MysteRy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:52:24 PM »

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

MysteRy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather on his deathbed sold me this watch.

MysteRy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:53:19 PM »

On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

MysteRy · « **Reply #35 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:53:44 PM »

If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

MysteRy · « **Reply #36 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:54:10 PM »

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

MysteRy · « **Reply #37 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:54:32 PM »

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

MysteRy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:55:05 PM »

I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.

MysteRy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:55:32 PM »

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:55:54 PM »

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.

MysteRy · « **Reply #41 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:56:17 PM »

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.

MysteRy · « **Reply #42 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:56:44 PM »

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

MysteRy · « **Reply #43 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:57:09 PM »

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

MysteRy · « **Reply #44 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:57:32 PM »

Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him 'Be fruitful and multiply.' But not in those words.

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