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~ Dave Barry Quotes ~
« on: April 11, 2014, 01:27:26 PM »
Dave Barry Quotes


A Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005.
David "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

Here are some famous quotes by Dave Barry.




MEGAHERTZ: This is a really really big hertz.
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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 01:30:04 PM »
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 01:31:23 PM »
You're only young once but you can always be immature.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 01:31:59 PM »
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 01:32:39 PM »
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 01:33:39 PM »
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 01:34:21 PM »
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 01:35:26 PM »
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 01:37:41 PM »
The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 01:38:26 PM »
As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 01:38:59 PM »
Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 01:40:41 PM »
He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 01:41:39 PM »
The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 01:42:23 PM »
We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 01:42:53 PM »
Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.
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