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~ Dave Barry Quotes ~
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A Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005.
David "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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You're only young once but you can always be immature.
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.
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As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.
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Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
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He couldn't get into Harvard even if he had the dean's wife at gunpoint.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.
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We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.
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Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.
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