FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Qualities a friend must have:
 Cute as crocodile.
 Smart as donkey.
 Active as turtle.
 Fit as hippo.
 Matured as monkey.
 Sincerity like dog.
 No doubt you are my good friend

[Global Angel]

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
 Because my policy is?
 one day one fool.....!

[Global Angel]

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

[Global Angel]

A boy came running in the kitchen,
 Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
 Dad(Looking at his wife):
 Tell him we have already got one!

[Global Angel]

A man was dying of cancer.
 His son asked him:
 dad why do you keep on telling
 everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
 "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"

[Global Angel]

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
 everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
 & u will b a millionare within few Months.
 "Allah k naam par dey de baba"

[Global Angel]

In heaven together we were in a big hall.
 An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
 but before l could start writing any thing
 l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.

[Global Angel]

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
 "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
 JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

[Global Angel]

when wordz fail eyz works
 when eyz fail heart works
 when heart fails to kia
 .
 .
 .
 .
 samajh le tapak gaya;)

[Global Angel]

The brain is a wonderful organ.
 It starts working the moment you get
 up and does not stop until u get into the office...

[Global Angel]

I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
 Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
 Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
 Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
 Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS........ ....
 Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

[Global Angel]

Never kiss a police woman.
 she ll say stop and handsup.
 Never kiss a nurse she
 will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
 She ll repeat it 10 times.

[Global Angel]

Life is like a MOVIE...
 If u r sad - DRAMA
 If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
 If u r angry - ACTION
 When u look at the mirror - HORROR

[Global Angel]

Once a husband and wife
 were preparing to go office
 and the wife thought
 she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
 chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
 jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

[Global Angel]

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
 Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
 Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity,
 no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
 Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
 Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
 "Pakistan Zindabad"