Author Topic: FUNNY SMS  (Read 88625 times)

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #300 on: December 24, 2011, 11:26:41 PM »
Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse " Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa....
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #301 on: December 25, 2011, 04:35:11 AM »
Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #302 on: December 25, 2011, 04:36:08 AM »
Dog likes BONE. Elephant likes BANANA . Ant likes Sugar. Cow likes Grass. And monkey likes what...? ............................Solluppa unaku enna pidikum......
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #303 on: December 25, 2011, 04:36:55 AM »
Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before entering the heaven. Before I could start wrting I heard you shouting "Addtional Sheets Please!!!"
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #304 on: December 25, 2011, 04:37:17 AM »
Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #305 on: December 25, 2011, 04:37:50 AM »
Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #306 on: December 25, 2011, 04:38:12 AM »
Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #307 on: December 25, 2011, 04:38:34 AM »
Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #308 on: December 25, 2011, 04:38:57 AM »
Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #309 on: December 25, 2011, 04:39:43 AM »
Friend: Naan ethu chenchaalum ennodo wife kurukka nikkiraa... Friend2: Car Otty paaren...
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #310 on: December 25, 2011, 04:43:29 AM »
Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga.... Sardar: vEndaam, innaikku erumbbukku powder vaangittu pOnaa.. athu nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum...
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #311 on: December 25, 2011, 04:45:11 AM »
Oruvar: Enunga.. oru kaalla blue color socksum matrtra kaalla brown color saaksum pOttu irukeenga.. yEn? Matravar: athuthaan yenakkum puriyala.. veetlayum ithE mathiri oru Jodi irukku!
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #312 on: December 25, 2011, 04:46:36 AM »
Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #313 on: December 25, 2011, 04:56:30 AM »
thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum... veLLi cheyinna urukkunaa VeLLi varum... appa... cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?
                    

Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #314 on: December 25, 2011, 04:58:06 AM »
Manthiri: ArasE, pakkaththu naattu mannan namakku pOr thoduththu varuvathaaka SMS anupiyirukkirAn. Arasar: 'Message sending failed'nu nee thiruppi oru SMS koduththudu, SMS anupalannu avan kuzhampipPokattum...