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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #315 on: December 25, 2011, 04:58:30 AM »
One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #316 on: December 25, 2011, 04:59:00 AM »
TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #317 on: December 25, 2011, 05:02:47 AM »
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #318 on: December 25, 2011, 05:03:18 AM »
Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #319 on: December 25, 2011, 05:06:17 AM »
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #320 on: December 25, 2011, 05:06:44 AM »
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #321 on: December 25, 2011, 05:07:08 AM »
"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #322 on: December 25, 2011, 05:07:36 AM »
Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #323 on: December 25, 2011, 05:07:57 AM »
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #324 on: December 25, 2011, 05:08:17 AM »
neering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #325 on: December 25, 2011, 05:08:38 AM »
U cant imagin ppl do.IN TEMPLE ONE PERSON - in middle of the arthi he lit a ciggratte,i really shocked i dropd the beer*
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #326 on: December 25, 2011, 05:09:04 AM »
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? usband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #327 on: December 25, 2011, 05:09:28 AM »
Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada.... Saniyane, Fridge'la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #328 on: December 25, 2011, 05:09:52 AM »
If your don't like dirty msg, don't read this........... A white dog fell into the mud... became so dirty!!! ha ha....
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Offline Global Angel

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #329 on: December 27, 2011, 11:32:22 PM »
/////\\
 /// E I D \
 //MUBARAK\
 Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko 5 din baqi hain,
 Lekin
 Ya
 To
 Socho
 Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
 So
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 /// E I D \
 //MUBARAK\
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