FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Height Of Illiteracy:

You Take A Blade
 And
 Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 And
 Make A Spelling Mistake.

[Global Angel]

The difference between scientific theory and reality
 is like the difference between
 reading the menu and eating dinner.

[Global Angel]

Cutest Proposal -
 A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
 &
 Asks ,
 "Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
 Or
 Should I Come Back Again.."

[Global Angel]

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
 Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
 Read Santa Singh, B.A.
 This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
 When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
 Sardar: You Dont Understand.
 Last Year My Wife Died,
 I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again‚.
 Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again‚.

[Global Angel]

Worlds smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

[Global Angel]

Any man who can drive safely
 while kissing a pretty girl
 is simply not giving the kiss
 the attention it deserves.

[Global Angel]

You know why women starts with 'W'...
 because all questions start with "W".. !
 Who ?
 Why ?
 What ?
 When ?
 Which ?
 Whom ?
 Where ?
 &
 Finally Wife..!!!

[Global Angel]

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
 and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
 Gal:dont b too happy. . .
 If I get a new offer
 I will change the sim card..!

[Global Angel]

Examiner:y r u under tension?
 Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
 By mistake i have brought tomorrow
 exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

[Global Angel]

Hey U Know
 Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
 U Know Why??
 If she accept its your luck
 otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

[Global Angel]

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
 that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

[MysteRy]

Enaku 3 vayasu irukum pothu enkitta

ella pengalum kiss ketanga,koduthane.

Ippa athai nan thirupi keta thara matenkiranga.

 "Nanri marantha pengal".













boy: paatti ethuku en melay ivalavu pasama iruka?

grandma: ni thanda nalaki nan setha "kolli" vaika pora

boy: po paatti nalaki enaku school iruku,athanala inaki vachiratuma?















dad: Examla oru ponna paathu copy adichu pass pannitenu solriye unaku vetkama

 illaya?

son: ovvoru aanin vetriku pinnalum oru ponnu irupanu neenga thana soneenga daddy















Life'la oru ponnu frienda kidacha life jolly;

athey ponnu lover agita pocket gali;

athey lover'a ni marriage pannita mavane un life totala gali















Yaar manasula yaru?




manager manasula P.A.Stella

P.A.Stella manasula Account raja

Account raja manasula typist kala

Typist kala manasula sales man Mani

Salesman mani manasula "trisha"

Trisha manasula yaru?

vera yaru

keela paru

Name irukum

[MysteRy]

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 TEACHER: unaku entha animal pidikum..?

Stud: poonai pidikum.

TEACHER: Why?

Stud: poonai kurukka vandha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!

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Teacher: un padippula romba akkara vachurukkuradhu yaru?
Mani:conductor..
T:yen?
M:avar than daily nee pass'a nee pass'a nu kekkurar!


Padichavanuku 1000 kavalai!
endha kelvi varum endru.
but padikadavanuku ore kavalai!

Maapla, inniki enna examda!

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HOD:ABCD ethana eluthu?
Stu:4
HOD:Total
Stu:5
H:stupid
St:6
H: what?
St:7
H: Nonsense
Stu:8
H:??
Stu: paesu de mapla ippa pesu..

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Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence
student: WOW..!!

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[Global Angel]

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum

[Global Angel]

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??