FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Girl:Its 2 tight
 Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
 Gal:Push it in,
 Boy:Ah..I cant,
 Gal:Its painful,
 Boy:Forget it.
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 Well buy new WEDDING RING!

[Global Angel]

Most interesting line written
 on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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 Excuse me !
 My face is above.;-)

[Global Angel]

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
 a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
 An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

[Global Angel]

SILENCE
 Is d best Answer
 for all questions

SMILE
 Is d best Reaction
 in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
 any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :)

[Global Angel]

Do the following !!!
 1) go to google translate
 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
 3) translate English to Arabic
 4) Copy the Arabic version
 5) choose translation from Arabic to English
 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Global Angel]

Teacher:
 What should be in a
 book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
 A girl on the cover
 and
 no cover on the girl.

[Global Angel]

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
 and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
 hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

[Global Angel]

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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 My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! '

[Global Angel]

Do you Like me as I am??
 Or do I haVe to
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 Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

[Global Angel]

Aftr engagemnt!
 Girl:
 Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
 Oho what do u mean,
 if i m on diet,
 that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

[Global Angel]

A Good Teacher Is Who
 Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
 Stands Outside D
 Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
 APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

[Global Angel]

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
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 Your Daughter..!

[Global Angel]

The best quote of advertisment
 written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
 She might b ur grand mother..."

[Global Angel]

ECG if u go out with wife
 /l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
 _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
 /\________

[Global Angel]

"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!