FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Woman Buys A New Sim
 Card Puts It In Her Phone
 And Decides To Surprise Her
 Husband Who Is Seated On
 The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
 Calls Her Husband With
 The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
 The Husband Responds
 In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
 Later Honey, The Dumb
 Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

[Global Angel]

Newtons Universal Law Of Love:

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
 with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
 and
 Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

[Global Angel]

Did You Know . . .?
 That
 "HEELS" Are Man's Invention
 To Make It Harder For A
 Woman To Run Away.

[Global Angel]

A man received d phone
 from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
 accident & I've bad n good news.
 The bad news is,
 She has lost both arms n legs n
 will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
 news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

[Global Angel]

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
 Your Name_______
 Percentage In SSC_____%
 Gender_____
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 Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!

[Global Angel]

Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
 is nothing actually....!!
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 The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P

[Global Angel]

Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..!

[Global Angel]

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
 Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
 What A Stamina He Has Got..
 I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father's day

[Global Angel]

Air & students hv d same mentality
 How?
 ?
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 ?
 ?
 Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

[Global Angel]

A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
 Dear Math,
 Im sick & tired of finding ur x
 Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
 Move On dude

[Global Angel]

A Sweet demand by a kid.
 A kid was beaten by his mom.
 Dad came n asked- what happen son?
 Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
 I want my own.

[Global Angel]

Woman is like blue tooth ,
 U r next 2 her,
 she stays connected,
 u go away,
 she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
 many devices can connect 2him at a time

[Global Angel]

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
 WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
 SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

[Global Angel]

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
 All were missing the target!
 Suddenly he received call from her
 "Hi,wat ru doin?"
 His honest reply,"MISSING U"

[Global Angel]

A successful man is one
 who makes more money
 than
 his wife can spend.