FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

A Youing Couple Were
 Having Their First Fight
 And It Was A Big One
 After A While,

The Husband Said:
 "When We Got Married,
 You Promised To Love,
 Honor n Obey"

His Bride Replied:
 "I Know But I Didn't
 Want To Start An
 Argument In Front Of
 All Those People At d
 Wedding"

[Global Angel]

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
 both hands,
 when girl was about to start her speech
 Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
 gonna start her speech with
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 My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

[Global Angel]

2012 is coming

Wish u a very
 Happy new year
 Valentine's day
 Basant
 23rd march
 14 august
 Eid ul fitr
 Eid ul azha
 Friendship day
 Mother, father
 Dadi, dada
 Nana, nani
 Children's day
 Happy b'day
 365 good mornings
 After noons, evenings'
 & nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
 Hota mujh se
 Ab pura saal mat kehna
 SMS nahi kia

[Global Angel]

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
 and
 become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

[Global Angel]

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
 Which dies in a day. But
 Don't love me,
 Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye...
 What a dialogue!! :d

[Global Angel]

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
 coins I have in my pocket?
 Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
 Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

[Global Angel]

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
 and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
 Police or Ambulance?

[Global Angel]

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
 Boy2.Oh! I know her
 Boy1:How?
 Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
 Boy1:What the hell?
 Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

[Global Angel]

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
 Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
 Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

[Global Angel]

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
 Friend: Y?
 Sardar: Got upper berth.
 Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
 Sardar: oye, there was nobody
 2 exchange in the lower birth..

[Global Angel]

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
 Kashif: I is ......

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
 Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

[Global Angel]

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
 Driver adjusted miror.
 Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto...

[Global Angel]

True bravery is to arrive home ...
 fully drunk..
 a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
 in hand and you ask

"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."

[Global Angel]

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
 .
 .
 .
 chand to tum ho hi,
 sitaray bhi saath hote!!

[Global Angel]

Bubbli got caugt on date
 on Independance day
 .
 Major Rohail-
 What is this?
 .
 Bubbli-
 Dad today is freedom day,
 so let me do what I want