~ "Suppandi Comic Jokes" ~

[MysteRy]

Suppandi's master was a thief.

One day-

Master: Suppandi always put oil on your hair because it keeps our head cool.

Suppandi: I'll remember that.

Next day-

Master: Suppandi get us some cool water.

Suppandi: Yes Master

After a whle Suppandi returns with some water

master: YUCK!!!What is this Suppandi? there's oil in this wate...r.

Suppandi:There was no cool water so I put oil in the water to make it cool.

[MysteRy]

Master:Suppandi,change the sentence i give you into an exclamatory sentence"A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS WALKING ON THE ROAD"

Suppandi:"WOW!"

[MysteRy]

Boss: Suppandi! Why the hell are u late! Why did u come when the office is closing!

Suppandi: I left home early., but when I was in the elevator, the power failed. I was in there all the while.

[MysteRy]

One day Suppandi was shouting at a couple of children telling them not to make a noise.

His master told him that shouting was a bad habit and one should not shout.

Then one morning-

Master: We have been robbed of everything Suppandi!

Suppandi: I know, I saw the thief last night.

Master: But then why didn't you shout ...for help?

Suppandi: You only told me that shouting was a bad habit

[MysteRy]

Mistress: Suppandi, go and hang these clothes outside to dry.

Suppandi: Why?

Mistress: Because the heat of the sun will dry the clothes.

A little later-

Mistress: Suppandi, why are you standing in the hot sun?

Suppandi: I was trying to dry my sweat.

[MysteRy]

Suppandi was dialing the phone to his friend.

 Master: Suppandi don't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes.

After about ten minutes.

Master: Suppandi, I told you not to talk on the phone for so long.

 Suppandi: I didn't master. I talked only for three minutes, the rest of the time I have been listening.  

[MysteRy]

Suppandi: Master did u see the news? Its raining in Mumbai!

Master: So?

 Suppandi: Our TV will get wet so i covered it with raincoat!

[MysteRy]

One day at lunch-

Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts.

That evening-

Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea.

A little later-

Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?

Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.

[MysteRy]

Once Suppandi's master's book had been torn. Suppandi stitched it back with thread. His master advised him to use super glue to stitch or stick together anything as it gives better results.

Then One Day-

Master: Suppandi, iron my new and expensive suit as it has to be worn on the wedding tonight.

That evening-

Master: Suppandi, give me my suit.

Suppandi: Here it is.

Master: What has happened to it? What do you think you did to it?

Suppandi: The suit had been stitched together with thread, so I removed all the thread and stuck it together with super glue. Doesn't it give a much better result.

Master: S-U-P-P-A-N-D-I!!!! You're fired! Get out.

[MysteRy]

One day Suppandi and his master were returning from somewhere in the intense heat.

Master: The sun has darkened our skins Suppandi.

Suppandi agreed. The next day-

Master: Suppandi! Get me a bottle of hair dye from the neighbouring store. After some time-

Master: Suppandi, didn't you get that bottle.

Suppandi: I went to the shop, but then I had a brilliant idea. Why don't you stand out in the sun. The sun will darken your hair. 

[MysteRy]

Master: Suppandi, How much time does it take for you to post a letter? And look, you haven't even posted the letter the 1 hour you have been out.

Suppandi: I searched the whole town master. But all the post boxes were locked.

[MysteRy]

Suppandi's new master was a gardener.

Master: Suppandi, I had asked you to weed the garden today, why haven't you done it yet?

Suppandi: I thought that I will do it tomorrow.

Master: Silly boy, never leave anything for tomorrow, when you can today.

The next day-

Master: Suppandi, pluck all the ripe mangoes from the garden.

That evening-

Master: You fool, why have you plucked the unripe ones too?

Suppandi: I thought I will pluck them today, instead of waiting for you to tell me to to do it tomorrow.

[MysteRy]

Suppandi becomes a dentist.

Patient :Doctor I have a habit of biting my nails.What shall I do?

Suppandi : I have a solution.

Patient : What is it doctor?

Suppandi : Simple.Let me remove all your teeth.

[MysteRy]

Doctor: You have 206 bones in your body.

Suppandi: Don't tell loudly.

Doctor: Why?

Suppandi: My dog is just outside, if he hears then I am finished.

[MysteRy]

Master:why are you spreading sugar under your pillow?

Suppandi: So that I may have sweet dreams,master.