~ "Suppandi Comic Jokes" ~

[MysteRy]

Master- Suppandi, Did you know the world is round ?

Suppandi- Oh ! Is it , master ?

Next day,

Master- Suppandi, I am trying to invent something
that will make me famous in all the four corners of the world.

Suppandi- Its impossible !

Master- How can you say that ?

Suppandi- Because, The world is round !! 

[MysteRy]

Suppandi to Postman- Any letter for me ?

Postman- Yes, there is a postcard for you.

Suppandi-Will you please read it out for me ?

Postman- Okay !
"We are all fine, we hope you are in the best of health........
Your sister has ....."

Postman- Hey suppandi ! Why are you covering my Ears ?

Suppandi- This part of the letter concerns our family matters......
And i don't want you to hear it ! ... So go on read it !..... !! 

[MysteRy]

Suppandi: Dad, tomorrow we will be the richest people on earth.

Father: How is that?

Suppandi: Tomorrow, my maths teacher is going to tell me how to convert cents into dollars.

[MysteRy]

Friend : Why don't we see the sun in the night?

Suppandi: Don't be stupid.How can you see it when it is so dark?

[MysteRy]

History Teacher: What is importance of the year 1869?

Suppandi: Mahatma Gandhi, the father of our nation was born in that year.

Teacher: Excellent, but tell me what is the importance of the year 1872?

Suppandi: In that year Mahatma Gandhi turned 3 years old. 

[MysteRy]

A criminal had been given a death sentence.

Judge: Do you have any last wish?

Suppandi: Yes, I want to eat mangoes.

Judge: But this is not the mango season.

Suppandi: Don't worry, I'll wait till then.

[MysteRy]

Suppandi had gone to the doctor with his problem of overweight.

Doctor: You will lose weight, if you follow this diet strictly.

Suppandi (Reading the Prescription): For breakfast- One cup of tea without any milk or sugar.
For lunch, one dry chapati, one cup curd and a carrot.
For tea....

Suppandi: Do I take this diet before or after meals?