~ Family Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]To be a good friend remember that we are human magnets: that like attracts like and that as we give we get.

Wilfred Peterson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Friendships are fragile things and require as much care in handling as any other fragile and precious thing.

Randolph Bourne

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up 'cause they're looking for ideas.

Paula Poundstone

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Phyllis Diller

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.

Randall Jarrell

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Each of us has a spark of life inside us and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.

Kenny Ausubel

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflower; the immigration laws weren't as strict in those days.

Lew Lehr

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.

Woody Allen

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Sis I've been wondering . . . On my birthday mom always gives me five thousand dollars. How much does she give you?

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy much the greatest is the possession of friendship.

Epicurus

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]So if you have a grandma Thank the Good Lord up above And give Grandmama hugs and kisses For grandmothers are to love.

Lois Wyse

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Jim Bishop

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]It is not what you give your friend but what you are willing to give him that determines the quality of your friendship.

Mary Dixon Thayer