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MysteRy · « **Reply #75 on:** October 03, 2017, 02:01:16 PM »

[highlight-text]Honor your father and mother even as you honor God for all three were partners in your creation.

Zohar

MysteRy · « **Reply #76 on:** October 03, 2017, 02:02:27 PM »

[highlight-text]I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

Robert Orben

MysteRy · « **Reply #77 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:26:51 PM »

[highlight-text]They are doing away with drive-ins. Now where are the teenagers going to go to not watch a movie?

Bob Thomas

MysteRy · « **Reply #78 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:32:00 PM »

[highlight-text]Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child.

Groucho Marx

MysteRy · « **Reply #79 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:32:39 PM »

[highlight-text]It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #80 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:33:30 PM »

[highlight-text]Blessed be childhood which brings down something of heaven into the midst of our rough earthliness.

Henri Amiel

MysteRy · « **Reply #81 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:35:10 PM »

[highlight-text]What a great blessing is a friend with a heart so trusty you may safely bury all your secrets in it.

Seneca

MysteRy · « **Reply #82 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:35:46 PM »

[highlight-text]Old friends are best. King James used to call for his old shoes; they were the easiest for his feet.

John Selden

MysteRy · « **Reply #83 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:36:21 PM »

[highlight-text]Whenever I'm with my [teenager] I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines.

Amy Tan

MysteRy · « **Reply #84 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:36:54 PM »

[highlight-text]Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

Erma Bombeck

MysteRy · « **Reply #85 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:37:27 PM »

[highlight-text]I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

Henny Youngman

MysteRy · « **Reply #86 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:38:02 PM »

[highlight-text]As long as I continue to hear 'normal' people telling me I am too childish I know I'm doing just fine.

Wayne Dyer

MysteRy · « **Reply #87 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:40:01 PM »

[highlight-text]The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.

Thomas Jefferson

MysteRy · « **Reply #88 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:40:39 PM »

[highlight-text]We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

Tom Dreesen

MysteRy · « **Reply #89 on:** October 03, 2017, 06:41:13 PM »

[highlight-text]Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely if ever do they forgive them.

Oscar Wilde

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