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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2016, 10:44:25 PM »
[highlight-text]It is the duty of a doctor to prolong life and it is not his duty to prolong the act of dying.

Thomas Lord Horder
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« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2016, 10:45:14 PM »
[highlight-text]According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

Anonymous
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« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2016, 10:45:57 PM »
[highlight-text]My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles
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« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2016, 10:46:35 PM »
[highlight-text]My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Mattbau
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« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2016, 10:47:47 PM »
[highlight-text]Doctors are busy playing God when so few of us have the qualifications. And besides the job is taken.

Bernie S. Siegel
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« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2016, 10:48:41 PM »
[highlight-text]I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.

Robert M. Fresco
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« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2016, 10:49:39 PM »
[highlight-text]One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.

Alice James
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« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2016, 10:50:12 PM »
[highlight-text]When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

Enid Bagnold
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« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2016, 10:50:51 PM »
[highlight-text]Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness to knowledge we make promise only; pain we obey.

Marcel Proust
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« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2016, 10:51:34 PM »
[highlight-text]The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness the theologian all the stupidity.

Arthur Schopenhauer
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« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2016, 10:09:32 PM »
[highlight-text]I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
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« Reply #41 on: December 27, 2016, 10:10:35 PM »
[highlight-text]I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Joe E. Lewis
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« Reply #42 on: December 27, 2016, 10:11:22 PM »
[highlight-text]You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Earl Wilson
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« Reply #43 on: December 27, 2016, 10:12:09 PM »
[highlight-text]When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

Wendy Morgan
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« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2016, 10:13:01 PM »
[highlight-text]Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Anton Chekhov
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