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Offline MysteRy

~ Doctor Quotes ~
« on: December 20, 2016, 11:14:52 PM »
Doctor Quotes


Famous Doctor quotes by popular authors such as Marcel Proust, Rita Rudner, Henny Youngman, Frank Lloyd Wright, Red Skelton and others.




[highlight-text]Doctor feel my purse.

Jane Ace
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2016, 11:16:11 PM »
[highlight-text]An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

English Proverb
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2016, 11:19:56 PM »
[highlight-text]God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Benjamin Franklin
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2016, 11:21:54 PM »
[highlight-text]The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Dizzy Dean
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2016, 11:25:00 PM »
[highlight-text]Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2016, 11:26:17 PM »
[highlight-text]The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.

Denis Diderot
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2016, 11:29:33 PM »
[highlight-text]No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.

Michel de Montaigne
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2016, 11:33:35 PM »
[highlight-text]When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2016, 11:34:11 PM »
[highlight-text]Doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.

Anonymous
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2016, 11:37:08 PM »
[highlight-text]Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Wendy Leibman
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2016, 11:38:21 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't like the fact that doctors are referred to as practicing.

Janet Schwartz
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2016, 11:39:01 PM »
[highlight-text]Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

Hippocrates
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2016, 11:40:38 PM »
[highlight-text]My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

Red Skelton
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2016, 11:41:41 PM »
[highlight-text]Passion you see can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.

Peter Shaffer
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Re: ~ Doctor Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2016, 11:42:30 PM »
[highlight-text]There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

Jacob Braude
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