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MysteRy · « **on:** October 18, 2016, 03:36:31 PM »

[highlight-text]MEGAHERTZ: This is a really really big hertz.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:37:53 PM »

[highlight-text]Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:39:16 PM »

[highlight-text]Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:40:32 PM »

[highlight-text]Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:41:10 PM »

[highlight-text]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:41:51 PM »

[highlight-text]Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:42:50 PM »

[highlight-text]The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:43:26 PM »

[highlight-text]As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:45:11 PM »

[highlight-text]The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:46:26 PM »

[highlight-text]The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2016, 03:47:32 PM »

[highlight-text]'You scratch my back and I'll sorry blood out of yours' - that is the insect motto.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:07:23 PM »

[highlight-text]Like many members of the uncultured Cheez-It consuming public I am not good at grasping modern art.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:12:27 PM »

[highlight-text]You should do your own car repairs. It's an easy way to save money and possibly maim yourself for life.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:15:24 PM »

[highlight-text]People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Dave Barry

MysteRy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:16:56 PM »

[highlight-text]If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads he would have made them cute and furry.

Dave Barry

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