~ Cities and Travel Quotes ~

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Cities and Travel Quotes


Famous Cities and Travel quotes by popular authors such as Mark Twain, Dave Barry, Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, Fred Allen and others.

[highlight-text]Good Americans when they die go to Paris.

Thomas Gold Appleton

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[highlight-text]London: A place you go to get bronchitis.

Fran Lebowitz

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[highlight-text]L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - I'm reloading.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

Bob Hope

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[highlight-text]Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

Dave Barry

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[highlight-text]My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

Jay Leno

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[highlight-text]Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]There is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that is dangerous.

Theo Cowan

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[highlight-text]Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

Dave Barry

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[highlight-text]The tanned appearance of many New Englanders is not sunburn - it is rust.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?

Charles de Gaulle

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[highlight-text]It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx

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[highlight-text]Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death.

Mark Twain

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[highlight-text]Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

Fred Allen