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MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:45:17 PM »

[highlight-text]The trouble with all these other countries is they're all being run by foreigners.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:47:03 PM »

[highlight-text]A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

Mignon McLaughlin

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:47:39 PM »

[highlight-text]My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.

David Steinberg

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:49:27 PM »

[highlight-text]My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.

Lee Trevino

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:51:06 PM »

[highlight-text]France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Billy Wilder

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:51:48 PM »

[highlight-text]I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.

Sue Kolensky

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:52:50 PM »

[highlight-text]There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Ross MacDonald

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:53:30 PM »

[highlight-text]New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!

Robert Orben

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:54:10 PM »

[highlight-text]There's a lot of nice things about Denver. I just don't for the life of me know what they are.

Judy Hampton

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:54:49 PM »

[highlight-text]I love the polite drivers in La Jolla. At an intersection . . . most expensive car goes first.

Kee Flynn

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:55:25 PM »

[highlight-text]A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:56:04 PM »

[highlight-text]When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Nick Arnette

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:56:40 PM »

[highlight-text]I have just returned from Boston; it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Fred Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:57:16 PM »

[highlight-text]I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.

Woody Allen

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2016, 07:59:33 PM »

[highlight-text]L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.

Jay Leno

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