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~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« on: March 12, 2016, 12:11:00 PM »
Birthdays and Age Quotes


Famous Birthdays and Age quotes by popular authors such as Robert Orben, Woody Allen, Elmer Pasta, Phyllis Diller, George Burns and others.




[highlight-text]Pushing fifty is exercise enough.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2016, 12:11:24 PM »
[highlight-text]Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2016, 12:11:46 PM »
[highlight-text]She's not pushing forty she's dragging it.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2016, 12:12:11 PM »
[highlight-text]After thirty a body has a mind of its own.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2016, 12:12:32 PM »
[highlight-text]My health is good; it's my age that's bad.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2016, 12:12:55 PM »
[highlight-text]The secret to longevity is to keep breathing.

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2016, 12:13:19 PM »
[highlight-text]The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2016, 12:13:43 PM »
[highlight-text]I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2016, 12:14:04 PM »
[highlight-text]People who have the most birthdays live the longest.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2016, 12:14:26 PM »
[highlight-text]I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM »
[highlight-text]He's so old his social security number is two digits.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2016, 01:31:42 PM »
[highlight-text]You're only young once but you can always be immature.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2016, 01:32:08 PM »
[highlight-text]Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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Re: ~ Birthdays and Age Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2016, 01:32:33 PM »
[highlight-text]She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2016, 01:32:56 PM »
[highlight-text]You know you are getting older when 'happy hour' is a nap.

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